Katie Price pulled out the fake implants but apparently that's the only significant change she's made in her life. Price, aka “Jordan,” still thinks she's fascinating enough to need three – yes three – autobiographies. The 304 page tome takes off where her last book “Jordan: A Whole New World” left off which took off where her first autobiography “Being Jordan” left off. Why exactly does Jordan need 944 pages to write about herself? I have no freaking clue. I will not pretend for a moment to have read one page of any of her books. There isn't enough money in the world to get me to degrade myself like that. So here's a little synopsis from the publisher.
Katie Price has led a rollercoaster life and the excitement, glamour and emotional twists and turns show no signs of slowing down. Although happily married to Peter Andre, the past few years have been troublesome for Katie. She has overcome a string of fiercely emotional challenges: she has battled post-natal depression, endured a traumatic miscarriage and continually fought fears for the safety and health of her children and husband. It has all undoubtedly taken its toll on her and placed great strains on her relationship. Katie has always been a strong, passionate, sensitive and independent woman but even she has been pushed to her limits. Yet Katie's spirit has always shone through and he enthusiasm and determination have seen her triumph: her career continues to go from strength to strength and her desire and appetite to succeed know no bounds. She has given birth to a beautiful daughter, Princess Tiaamii, too and despite everything that has been thrown at them, Katie and Peter have emerged more in love than ever before. Jordan: Pushed to the Limit is a truly intimate portrait of a sensational life.
[From Amazon UK]
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Seriously? Katie Price has “continually fought fears for the safety and health of her children and husband”? What wife and mother hasn't? Aren't you constantly afraid for the safety of your kids from the moment you have them? I already have a plan to have mine GPS chipped right as the doctor cuts the cord. Kind of a two-for-the-price -of-one thing. I'm sure the things mentioned are hard to go through, but they're anything but uncommon. They certainly don't require more indulgent commentary by a woman best known for the ridiculous size of her fake boobs and femme-looking husband. Seriously, the woman has put out 6 books – 7 if you count the illustrated version of “Being Jordan.” I won't even count the “ Katie Price's Perfect Ponies: My Pony Care Book” since that's a series – and it's meant for kids. Would you really let your daughter look at anything put out by Jordan? I'm not one of those people that would ban all Barbies from the house, but there's no way in hell I'd let my kid think that cheap bimbo was normal. Man I hope Jordan doesn't read this website, or she's going to need to write another book about all the therapy I made her go through.
PICTURE NOTE BY CELEBITCHY: Photos of Jordan showing off her sewn-on nipple are unblurred in the big versions and NSFW. The large ones are from WENN, smaller ones from PRPhotos. I've also seen her crotch and have the misfortune of knowing that there's a faded blue heart tattooed right over it. Do they routinely sew on nipples during breast jobs? I thought they went in underneath usually. This bothers me.
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