Lindsay Lohan’s father sure must love living in his little fantasy world. The crazy stories he tells about his awesome family often make you wonder who he’s really talking about. Whenever he rambles on about the wonderful things eldest child Lindsay is going to do (that never come to fruition) you can’t help but worry he’s been hit over the head with a brick or something.
According to Michael Lohan – who’s one of those types that seems to think that saying something makes it true – Lindsay is going on a mission. No, not like a mission to find a great pair of boots. An old school, Christian mission. Michael claims that Lindsay has signed up with Times Square Church Missions, and will be shipping out with him in February for the good of others.
Lindsay Lohan may soon be volunteering her time — and it’s not part of her parole. According to Lindsay’s dad, the recovering party girl has signed up to do missionary work with Times Square Church Missions. “She has made it clear she definitely wants to come along,” Michael Lohan tells In Touch of their plans. “Our trip next February encompasses the issue of child sexual slavery in India. We also deal with helping AIDS victims.” Michael, an ex-con-turned-youth minister, says that Lindsay, 21, is also considering other international missions. “Lindsay’s very spiritual. She has a wonderful heart, loves people and is very charitable,” Michael tells In Touch.
[From In Touch]
First off, I want to say that sounds like an amazing mission. I would love to do something like that. But there’s no chance in hell Lindsay Lohan is getting off her pretty little ass to do something good for someone else – especially when it involves that much effort.
Come on – it’s 10 months away. I’d agree to do just about anything if it seemed that far away. Run a marathon? Alright. Move to New Zealand? Okay. Tame a wild bear? Fine, no problem. Because it’s so far off, you know it’s never going to happen. Just today I agreed to go jogging with my roommate early every morning when her job ends next month. Is this ever going to happen? No. But you think it’s a cool idea at the time, and you know it’s something you should do. But if the same question were posed but it had to happen right now, you’d give a totally different answer. I give my word in this very public forum: if Lindsay Lohan goes on a charitable mission, I WILL tame a wild bear.
Update: Lindsay's rep has denied that she's going on any mission trip. I can't help but wonder if she's denying that Lindsay ever agreed to it, or that Michael ever said it. Something tells me that due to Michael's penchant for publicity, he still said it.
LINDSAY LOHAN has laughed off her father MICHAEL's claims she is planning to work as a missionary in India. Born again-Christian Michael told a U.S. tabloid the star was eager to join him on a trip to the country next February (09) with New York's Times Square Church Missions. But Lohan Jr. has shot down the claims, with her representative telling the New York Daily News, "Per Lindsay, this isn't true."
[From Hollywood.tv]
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