DMX must really, really like jail

I guess hip-hop artist and actor DMX was missing his three squares a day and orange jumpsuit, because he was out driving with no license last night and got arrested. Again. For the third time in two months.

DMX got arrested for the third time since May.

He was popped in Miami yesterday for driving without a valid driver's license, according to the local po-po. Why he would do this after getting collared in Arizona on a suspended license just a month ago is anyone's guess. Of course, he then got nabbed three days later in 'Zona for animal cruelty and felony drug possession charges.

[From TMZ.com]


Remember that scene in the Jim Carrey movie "Liar Liar," where one of his repeat offenders calls him after his latest bust, and Jim Carrey screams into the phone, "STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!" DMX needs a lawyer like that. This marks a grand total of 11 times since 1999 that DMX has worn handcuffs and been stuffed into the back of a police cruiser. I'm beginning to think it's a fetish or something. Some of the arrest charges were kind of lame, like the time he was busted for using "obscene language" during a concert in the Caribbean; or the time he was picked up for "unsafe lane changing." I'm willing to give him a pass on those. But the guy has multiple animal cruelty, drug and weapons possession, assault and driving without a license charges, too. He thinks the rules don't apply to him- and serving jail time doesn't seem to be much of a deterrent. Maybe the next time he winds up in the clink, he should be forced to watch that shitty movie he did with Steven Segal the entire time. THAT might make him think twice.