Critics say that "The Love Guru," Mike Myers' asinine riff on new age spiritualism, is so bad and so soul-sucking that it's hard to even describe how awful a movie-going experience it is. Reviewers at The NY Times, Slate, and other outlets say they're at a loss to explain how truly awful it is and how uncomfortable, angry and depressed they were after sitting through it. While Austin Powers was arguably funny, Myers' first film in 5 years just falls flat, digs a hole, craps in it, and expects you to think it's funny.
Slate: "the most joy-draining 88 minutes I've ever spent outside a hospital waiting room"
There are good movies. There are bad movies. There are movies so bad they're good (though, strangely, not the reverse). And once in a while there is a movie so bad that it takes you to a place beyond good and evil and abandons you there, shivering and alone. Watching The Love Guru (Paramount Pictures) is a spiritual experience of a sort, but not the sort that its creator and star, Mike Myers, intended. This tale of a guru who brings joy to all who meet him is the most joy-draining 88 minutes I've ever spent outside a hospital waiting room. In the course of those long minutes, Myers leads you on a journey deep inside himself, to the source from whence his comedy springs—and it's about as much fun as a tour of someone's large intestine.
[From Slate]
NY Times: it will "make you wonder if you will ever laugh again"
Which might sum up “The Love Guru” in its entirety but only at the risk of grievously understating the movie’s awfulness. A whole new vocabulary seems to be required. To say that the movie is not funny is merely to affirm the obvious. The word “unfunny” surely applies to Mr. Myers’s obnoxious attempts to find mirth in physical and cultural differences but does not quite capture the strenuous unpleasantness of his performance. No, “The Love Guru” is downright antifunny, an experience that makes you wonder if you will ever laugh again.
[From The NY Times]
Video Hound: "the kind of cultural and comedic offense that audiences should demand retribution after seeing."
Someone needs to be punished. The Love Guru isn't just your average bad movie. Smoothly limbo-ing below already low expectations, this "alleged" comedy is the kind of cultural and comedic offense that audiences should demand retribution after seeing. And just giving them back their money won’t do. Mike Myers and Jessica Alba are the main cinematic war criminals in question here, but they'll probably get away with this disaster and move on unscathed to commit more comedic terrorism. Justin Timberlake is bulletproof, but poor Romany Malco and Meagan Good should be worried. Of course, they're not to blame. Every single flaw of The Love Guru falls at the feet of the once-talented, but clearly now completely delusional, Mike Myers. This week's Entertainment Weekly contains a shockingly harsh article about Myers that inspired me to think that he must have been a total prick when the mag interviewed him back in April. Why else would they run such a negative piece about a movie the week of its release? Now I know. They saw the movie and, like me, they're angry.
[From Video Hound]
Chicago Sun Times, Roger Ebert: "a dreary experience"
Myers has made some funny movies, but this film could have been written on toilet walls by callow adolescents. Every reference to a human sex organ or process of defecation is not automatically funny simply because it is naughty, but Myers seems to labor under that delusion. He acts as if he’s getting away with something, but in fact all he’s getting away with is selling tickets to a dreary experience.
[From Chicago Sun Times]
There's one character who is getting praise - critics say Justin Timberlake's cameo as a French Canadian hockey player is pretty funny, but in no way worth sitting through even ten minutes more of the movie.
The Love Guru is up against Get Smart for opening weekend winner at the box office. Love Guru currently has a 15% aggregate critic's rating on Rotten Tomatoes while Get Smart, with Steve Carrell and Anne Hathaway, has a more respectable 52%. Neither is a great film, but one is clearly more awful.
Stills below are from The Love Guru thanks to All Movie Photo. Thanks to The Huffington Post for the idea for this article.
Here are the trailers for The Love Guru and Get Smart
Love Guru
GET SMART
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