If you were caught in the middle of a spat, maybe a scuffle, or some ongoing argument, what would make you feel better? Justice or vengeance of some sort against the person you’re feuding with, or knowing that Joe Francis is on your side? That’s right, the latter obviously. It turns out that pillar of morality Joe feels badly for the paparazzi caught in a fight with Kanye West earlier this week. In fact he feels badly for them on the whole. They’ve got one of the toughest jobs in America. Something tells me Joe really learned how to kiss some ass when he was afraid of big guys in prison. And by “kiss some” I mean “take it…” well you get the point.”
When Joe Francis, the man behind all those jiggly Girls Gone Wild vids, was asked what he thought about Kanye West's airport altercation with the paparazzi, he didn't hesitate to let it all hang out.
"I thought it was terrible," Joe told a group of shutterbugs outside L.A.'s Foxtail restaurant Thursday night. "You guys work hard, and if anybody attacked you guys, I would kick their ass, because that's BS…I'm taking your side, because nobody has the right to do that."
Sounds like if Kanye had simply lifted his shirt and bounced around a little for the camera instead of smashing it, he would have probably gotten Joe's full support.
[From E! News]
I think we’re supposed to say something along the lines of, “Aw shucks, that Joe really is a good guy. I wish I hadn’t made so many butt jokes about him, or mocked his shark-like multiple rows of Chiclet teeth.” Sorry Joe. Not only do we like Kanye MORE because you like him less, but we’re doubling up on your butt jokes. Well, if you were ever going to do anything again that was noteworthy enough to write about. Enjoy kissing some paparazzi ass while they still remember your name.
Header of Joe Francis’ herpes smile at the "Facebreaker" launch party in Hollywood on September 3rd. Images thanks to Fame.
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photo jojo: September 13th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Joe Francis needs to be hosed down in Lysol. Or given a flea dip. Perhaps both.
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Kaiser: September 13th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Well, that settles it for me.
Team Kanye.
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Ashley: September 13th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Team Francis. He may be scummy but when it comes to egotistical jerks, Kanye takes the cake.
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Kaiser: September 13th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Hey, CB did you know that the first banner ad that comes up on this Francis post is for "Anal/ butt itching"???
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vdantev: September 13th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
douche.
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Anon: September 13th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
To quote one of my favourite films:
"You feel bad. To say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken"
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Anon: September 14th, 2008 at 7:57 am
i feel sorry for joe francis' hairdresser that has to touch that grease mop on top of his bloated head.
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huh: September 14th, 2008 at 8:05 am
As much as I despise Kanye, I loathe, despite and hate Joe F. And he scares the crap out of me.
I am all in favor of orthodontia and good densitry but those teeth are BEYOND ridiculous. He can't possibly think anyone believes they are real? Can he?
And the eyebrows are too groomed and he looks fake tanned and like he's wearing lipstick.
Joe is terrifying--not b/c of all that but in general. Kanye is just a egomaniacal douche. Joe is that and a lot more
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