Dina Lohan parties with her son to celebrate his 21st birthday

Dina Lohan has always made a really big deal about what a great mother she is. Oh, and how she doesn’t party with her kids – despite all the hideous photographic evidence to the contrary. She once infamously told a Bazaar reporter, “‘If you can button it and clip it when you’re in your 40s, you’re going out.’” Since then Dina's done nothing but swear up and down that she doesn’t party with her kids. And to prove it, she recently took her son Michael – who just turned 21 – to New York hotspot 1Oak to celebrate his 21st birthday.

DINA Lohan isn't feeling as tied down as her daughter, Lindsay, is. While Lindsay has been taking to her MySpace blog to vent about her troubled life, Dina is living it up. The "Mother of the Year" - who constantly claims she doesn't go out to nightclubs with her kids - took her just-turned-21 son, Michael, to 1Oak the other night to celebrate his being of legal drinking age. But unlike her old days of clubbing with Lindsay, the mom of four left the bash early. One partygoer told us, "Michael had a low-key night."

[From Page Six]

I absolutely do not buy that. Dina seems like the “Let’s snort cocaine off this prostitute’s stomach” kind of mom. I have no idea if that’s actually possible, but assuming it is, it’s also safe to assume that Dina’s probably done it.

You’d think that if she had one ounce of the caring mother instinct, Dina would go out of her way to protect all her other children from making the same mistakes she made with Lindsay. You know, partying and drinking and drugging with her. It’s really not all that hard to do. In fact, all it takes is NOT doing something – which is inherently easier than doing something.

I feel really sorry for Michael. Not only does he have to bear the name of his douche bag father, but he’s had to escort his pathetic mom to multiple events, acting as her date because no one else wants to be seen with Dina. And her idea of a nice time is to take the poor kid out to an exclusive nightclub. Going to a hot club with your mom would be mortifying to any 21-year-old. The only thing that could make it worse is if your mom were Dina Lohan.

Here’s Dina with poor young Michael at the party for Sephora’s 10 year anniversary in New York on July 17th. Michael Jr. looks so much like Lindsay that I swear I can actually see his bespeckled bosom. Images thanks to WENN and Bauer-Griffin.




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9 RESPONSES TO "DINA LOHAN PARTIES WITH HER SON TO CELEBRATE HIS 21ST BIRTHDAY"

* tess:
December 28th, 2008 at 4:15 pm

surprised mrs l didn't drag ali and her underaged brother to the party as well.

anything for a photo op. i've never been convinced who she is working harder for, herself or her "talented" kids. hard not to feel sorry for those kids.

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* Todd H:
December 28th, 2008 at 5:03 pm

He looks just like HoHan with a man's (little boy's) wig. I've got to wonder how HoHan (and Britney as well) would have turned out without the influence of their parental units.

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* Amy:
December 28th, 2008 at 6:04 pm

Yeah, nothing says "low key" like posing for the paps out front.

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* boomchakaboom:
December 28th, 2008 at 7:06 pm

Unless your mom is Queen Elizabeth herself, it would be mortifying to go out with her for the big ol' 21st. It's always stylish to be seen with the actual Queen of England, not so much otherwise. Morification factor would be quadrupled if Dina Lohan was your mom.

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* jaclyn:
December 28th, 2008 at 8:30 pm

So what? My parents gave me plenty to drink on my 21st, that doesn't make them bad parents. As long as you're legal, it's your choice.

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* Jinxy:
December 28th, 2008 at 9:40 pm

If you are an alcoholic drunktard who raised a drunken child, you may want to be more careful with the rest of the kids. It's going to be a miracle, with Dina the lunatic, and Michael the fame whore douche bag who only lives to make cash off of Lindsay's brief fame, if any of those Lohan kids turn out half way normal or happy.

Let the games begin, dui's, selling stories to the tabloids for drinking and drug cash. It's this family's cottage industry. Meanwhile Linds can't find work, and won't unless it's walk ons in the next year or two. Then it's oblivion for her. She's so dumb she doesn't realize that by hanging out in clubs drinking while Sam gets paid a fortune because Lindsay shows up, that her career is, or what was left of it, just died. Stupid girl, stupid stupid girl.

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* Syko:
December 28th, 2008 at 11:53 pm

I am certainly not trying to defend a Lohan, but I used to go out with my daughters. We even double dated a few times. We were all adults and had a great time.

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* tess:
December 29th, 2008 at 1:40 am

syko: dina lives to promote her kids and herself. she has also told inaccurate promotional tales about herself (she claimed to be a rocketteyet her name was never found on the payroll)
i very much doubt you did/do any of those things!

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* Syko:
December 29th, 2008 at 3:14 am

No, so far I haven't claimed to be a Rockette. LOL

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